... Figuratively, of course.

Jesse James "mistress #3" says that Sandra Bullock's husband is a selfish lover. The photographer and online vintage clothing store owner says that she had sex with Jesse four times over a six month period last year.

Brigitte Daguerre is saying he was a “dud in bed.. who only cared about himself.” Daguerre said James only cared about his own sexual needs being fulfilled, and that he wasn’t a giving partner.

Brigitte is also trying to sell their private text messages to the highest bidder.

But is it really fair to rate a man's performance in bed based upon what goes down with his mistress?! Jesse wanted whores and he got 'em, doesn't mean he's going to put in the effort to blow their minds in bed, nor should he. Honey, the correct term is "f*cking" and it's used for a reason... Brigitte is all high and mighty cause she stopped having sex with Jesse after banging him four times. She also has yet to say whether Vanilla Gorilla used protection with her or not. Jesse's other two mistresses say that he doesn't wear condoms and Brigitte's just trying to save face by talking sh*t to make us forget that she's a homewrecking slut.