Crystal Bowersox is Sick, Male American Idol Contestants Will Perform Tonight

I love Crystal Bowersox even though she looks like she hasn't showered in months or brushed her teeth in a few years. Unfortunately she got sick and had to be taken to the hospital, bumping the male contestants' performances up by one day.

American Idol is doing its best to accommodate her, which is great. Crystal, 24, is recovering from diabetes complications. She was taken to the hospital but she is "doing OK and should be fine for tomorrow." She better be! As I said, I like this smelly looking chick, she's great and I'm sure she feels awful about getting sick. On Thursday, two men and two women will get the boot and Danny F*cking KaraGokey will also be performing his new single "My Best Days Are Ahead of Me" on the elimination show.

Get well soon, Mamasox.