Heidi Montag Secures Tabloid Deal For Her First Baby

In Touch Weekly reports that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will be having "a baby for publicity."

According to the publication, Speidi has already “secured a deal with a tabloid…[and] every step of her impending motherhood” will be chronicled.

The source said: “She’s not even pregnant yet, but she and Spencer have already signed the papers. They’re planning staged photos every step of the way — the pregnancy, the birth, and of course, the first baby picture.”

I'm shocked that its taken Heidi Montag so long to get pregnant for press. Cue 10 plastic surgeries in one day and multiple magazine profiles later, another Playboy spread with her DDD-cups, a debut album that sells less than 1,000 copies its first week, and it's time to get yourself knocked up!