Jamie Jungers Wins Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant

Howard Stern hosted the Tiger Woods mistress beauty pageant on his show yesterday morning and Jamie Jungers was selected as the winner. I thought Jamie Grubbs had a better chance of winning, but maybe it was Jamie Jungers explaining Tiger used to call her 'Jamie Juices' that helped her take home the $75,000 prize.

According to the NY Post, she also claims Tiger called her 'little coffee cup' and says she slept with Tiger the first night they met in Las Vegas. Jamie Jungers also says Tiger went to see his father in the hospital before hooking up with her later for sex and got a call a few hours later with the bad news that his father had died.

Howard tried getting the ladies to talk about Tiger's penis size and they said he's working with a driver, not a putter. So he's hung like a horse and not a tiger? I wanna see what he's working with!

Jamie Grubbs placed second and walked away with $15,000 while Loredana Jolie Ferriolo took last place and $10,000. I guess you're all winners if you've been able to claim some fame by f*cking one of the most well known athletes in the world. Congrats ladies, now go back to hooking and wrecking families!