Jesse James Enters Sex Rehab

What's the next thing to do after you get caught banging a handful of women while you're married? Go to sex rehab, and that's exactly where Jesse James is right now.

Jesse has checked into a rehab facility in Tucson, Arizona, to take care of his promiscuous penis problem. He's hoping his time in rehab will convince Sandra Bullock to stick with him, but it's not gonna happen.

"He offered to go to the same rehab center that Tiger Woods went to if Sandra would support him and stick with him. She said ‘no’, and that basically he's the scum of the earth."

Sandra is planning to divorce Jesse and she has every right to do so. He's only begging to keep her now because he's realizing he had an amazing woman at home who didn't deserve the bullsh*t she has gone through over the past two weeks.

"He (Jesse) is trying to show her he wants to recover. Sandra is tough and does not take humiliation well.  It will take a lot more than Jesse going for a week to some clinic for her to even take him seriously."

It's good to see a woman who isn't willing to stay with her man after he cheated on her! Sex rehab has become a joke considering every celebrity checks into one when caught cheating. You like tapping that *ss and there's nothing wrong with that... Except for when it's not your wife's!