I slept in until ilke 9 a.m. Pacific and I'm trying to catch up on all the Jesse Is A Manwhore James stories, and I will post 'em, but this story just broke.

Jesse James basically admits to cheating on the lovely Sandra Bullock with a woman who has a tattoo across her forehead!

Jesse says that "the vast majority" of allegations against him are "untrue and unfounded," but that "There is only one person to blame for this situation, and that is me." Uh... I'm also blaming the dirty slut who had sex with you, while knowing that you were legally married, then running to the press to profit off of it, but that's just me.

The statement continues: "It's because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way. This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me."

I don't know, I don't like this statement. It has too much boohoo-ing and woah is me crap going on. "I deserve everything bad that is coming my way?" and "I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me." Cry me a river, a*shole. This should be a private matter. I don't wanna think of a sad puppy dog face when I hear someone apologizing for making an a*s out of their partner. Tiger Woods' apology statements were much better. It just feels like there's something missing here. Perhaps Jesse should have mentioned how he strives to become a better man or something? I dunno, I'm not feelin' it. Try again, bro.