Jon Gosselin's Penis Isn't Worth Much

Alright. So Hailey Glassman posted a picture of "Jon Gosselin's penis" on her Twitter page and the picture she posted was anything but a penis. It was like a deformed looking big toe. It was that small.

I admire any woman for having anything to do with Jon Gosselin's penis because the alleged picture has scared me for life.

Playgirl wants to capitalize on all of the Jon Gosselin penis talk, and the adult publication has made Johnny and his Johnny an offer. Heh. "Johnny" means condom in British, btw. Luv it.

Life & Style is reporting that Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio has gone on record about what Playgirl is willing to pay Kate Gosselin's womanizing ex-husband. “We discussed it, and we’d offer him only $20,000. His star is extinguishing, and he’s not very [well endowed]. Honestly, It’d be more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot.”

Does Playgirl really want to lose that many subscribers? I'm telling you, the alleged pic of Jon's peen is bad. Hailey has removed it from her twitpic account and I can't find it anywhere online, which is probably a good thing. Y'all have been spared.