Somewhere between having unprotected sex and delivering a new baby for the E! network, Ms. Wilkinson missed the memo: Pregnancy doesn't keep you hot.

Kendra Wilkinson, 24, allegedly suffered from postpartum depression and she also suffered from ignorance and delusion. Kendra told Us magazine:

“I had my friends over, and it was bad timing. They were really hot and had really nice bodies. I was just hoping Hank didn’t look at them! Having a different body was such a culture shock. I’m so used to being hot and fit.” Cue the violins.

“I love my legs, and I love my butt, but everything else I hate.” Everything including her breasts, she says, which “went from a 34C to an E. Now that they’re going down, they’re a little bigger than I want.” Kendra also filmed an appearance on the George Lopez show where she said she wants a breast reduction. SMH.

Kendra continues to milk this whole pregnancy thing - make no mistake, that was a pun y'all! Please try to pick yourself up from the floor and stop laughing hysterically at some point. YES, you can thank me at Christmas.

It sounds like Hugh's ex won't be having another kid for another 10 years, which is good for us cause her titties are precious jewels and we don't want 'em to get "bigger" than her implants are again.