Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is one of the most unattractive women that I have ever seen, yet Jesse James found her attractive enough to risk contracting a fatal STD by "never" wearing a condom and having unprotected sex with her.

Anyway, Michelle McGee was actually raised Amish and left the church when she was 16. She then began making her skin a canvas by getting tattoos all over her body. McGee said she got her first tattoo when she was "15-years-old on my back, and kept it covered up." She said she "wants to be completely covered, I don't care."

It is women like Michelle that make lesbians looks really smart. You're a very popular and wealthy star, you remain so true to your heart and down to earth that you marry someone who's basically a Z-lister: Halle Berry, Britney Spears, Sandra Bullock. Then that Z-lister shows his gratitude by being a complete a*s! It's horribly sad.

Then there's the women who marry an A-lister: Elin Woods, Vanessa Bryant, Elizabeth Edwards,... and the dude still behaves like a complete a*s! Sometimes it's just worth it to call it a day and switch friggin' teams. Or better yet, if you're famous or famous by association, maybe you should just avoid marriage all together. Ugh.