Michelle Bombshell McGee dropped a bomb on the world when she went public with her sexcapade stories about boning Sandra Bullock's husband.

In Touch magazine paid her only $30k for her story. Michelle McGee is an idiot! Us Weekly paid Jamie Grubbs $250,000 for her to spill the beans on Tiger Woods. 

Contrary to McGee's claims, she was fully aware that James, 40, was still with Bullock, 45, when they had their alleged fling. She thought the affair would be her ticket to "mainstream celebrity."

What kind of mainstream celebrity was Michelle hoping to be? Looking at her is like trying to figure out those 3D images that you have to stare at in order for some object to appear. I just don't know where to friggin' look! She has tattoos all over her body and face and I'm just trying to take it all in without getting a headache.

This chick is a delusional circus freak and $30k isn't even enough to pay for a nice car. I wouldn't be surprised if she does drugs. Thirty thousand dollars isn't a lot to the average Joe, but to an Amy Wino, that's a lot of hits.