March 2010 News Archive (Page 9)

Jennifer Love Hewitt is CRAZY! Prison inmates wouldn't even commit to her, not even to consummate the marriage with some conjugal sex. The tabloids are having fun, each creating its own story about the cause of the Jamie Kennedy and serial monogamous Jennifer Love Hewitt split.

Life & Style says: “There’s a pattern here… Jennifer’s relationships start out great, then she becomes jealous and insecure.” J. Love was reportedly going through Jamie's phone and "will even call the ex-girlfriends of the guys she's dating."

The Enquirer claims that Jamie liked being on a "short leash" at first, but then grew "depressed" because of it. And Star Magazine alleges that Jenny didn't like that Jamie was touring comedy clubs as a stand-up comedian cause he had groupies around him.  In Touch Weekly says that Jamie was about to get on bended knee and is "desperate" to get Jen back. He has been left in "shock" over their split. Ironically, Jen dumped him because she had been waiting for a proposal.

So there goes all the rumors. This isn't the first time reports have surfaced that Jen is crazy, blows up her guy's phone and is all territorial, jealous, possessive and psycho. She needs to find someone who is equally as obsessive cause they'd make great partners.

Now onto the hair: Jen got herself a breakup haircut - instead of dying her hair, she chopped it all off. She went pretty damn short and I'm not really feeling it, especially cause she did this over Jamie Kennedy. If you're gonna lose like 10 inches of hair, shouldn't the dude behind it at least be semi-hot?!

Why is Lindsay Lohan famous again? She's the quintessential has been whose diva attitude makes her feel a sense of entitlement at all times, no matter where she goes.

She even wants people to feel sympathy for her because non-famous people actually had the audacity to approach her or talk to her.

Linds hit up Hollywood hot spot Trousdale and security guards wouldn't allow her to get in. She had to wait in line for 15 minutes while the paps took her picture. A private party was being held when LiLo was outside, therefore she was denied entrance. An angry Linds took to her twitter to post the following messages:

Apparently no one cares about who Lindsay was "simply going to say hi" to when there are rules, created by randoms, that actually apply to her coked up a*s. There's plenty of room for her in New York and Europe, but she'll stay in LA so she can keep stalking Samantha Ronson.

Sacha Baron Cohen and his girlfriend of eight years, Isla Fisher, got married.

Isla and Sacha said "I do" in Paris and spent a week at the Hotel Ritz. They were photographed together wearing matching berets.

"We did it – we're married!" Fisher told friends in an e-mail, reports Women's Day. "it was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much. I thought of you as everything was happening, but Sacha and I wanted no fuss – just us!"

Sacha and Isla have a daughter, Olive, born in 2007.

I love this couple! It took a while, but I knew they'd make it to the altar. Congrats!

Michelle Bombshell McGee and John Mayer should join white supremacist forces and f*ck the white power out of each other.

The "W" and the "P" above Michelle's knees stand for "White Power."

Jessee James' mistress posed for a Nazi-themed photoshoot. The swastika armband and backdrop was the photographer's idea, but Michelle was enthusiastic about it.

Michelle's ex-husband says she "makes the Nazi salute," and has a swastika tattooed on her stomach (not seen in these pics). In one photo the letter "w" is on Michelle's left leg, and the letter "p" on her right. Michelle tells people it stands for "white power."

This story just proves how intelligent bigots are! Michelle McGee also claims to be 24 years old and says she didn't know Jesse James and Sandra Bullock were together when she was having sex with him. At least she's honest about something - her white supremacy beliefs. So pathetic. I'm glad someone like Michelle can proudly put her name to self-hatred senselessly aimed at others cause everything she's about represents her cause sufficiently.

I'm not a tween so I'm not in Miley Cyrus' target audience, but I want to see "The Last Song." This movie looks heartwarming and triumphant and sometimes that's all I ask for in my movies. Liam Hemsworth and Miley make an adorable couple and I'm hoping that this film will be a breakout hit for each of them.

Lady Gaga doesn't want this kind of bad romance. The Grammy-winning artists is being sued for $30.5 million by her ex-boyfriend.

Rob Fusari, a songwriter and music producer, claims that he co-wrote songs such as "Paparazzi" and "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" which both appeared on Lady Gaga's "The Fame" debut record.

He transformed Germanotta into Lady Gaga, a name adapted from Queen’s “Radio Ga Ga,” the lawsuit said. Lady Gaga and Fusari’s relationship became a business partnership in May 2006. Fusari’s share was 20 percent, it said.

Rob said he hooked Gaga up with a record exec who pimped her out to Interscope Records, which released "The Fame" in 2008. By then Gaga and Rob's relationship had soured and he was denied his 20 percent share of song royalties, 15 percent of merchandising revenue and other money he's owed.

Rob says he was paid $611,000 but that isn't his full share.

Sounds like Rob will win a good chunk of cash! Gaga may settle out of court, but this is a bad look, LG! You gotta be cut throat when you're in the entertainment industry, but not this cut throat.

Michelle Bombshell McGee dropped a bomb on the world when she went public with her sexcapade stories about boning Sandra Bullock's husband.

In Touch magazine paid her only $30k for her story. Michelle McGee is an idiot! Us Weekly paid Jamie Grubbs $250,000 for her to spill the beans on Tiger Woods. 

Contrary to McGee's claims, she was fully aware that James, 40, was still with Bullock, 45, when they had their alleged fling. She thought the affair would be her ticket to "mainstream celebrity."

What kind of mainstream celebrity was Michelle hoping to be? Looking at her is like trying to figure out those 3D images that you have to stare at in order for some object to appear. I just don't know where to friggin' look! She has tattoos all over her body and face and I'm just trying to take it all in without getting a headache.

This chick is a delusional circus freak and $30k isn't even enough to pay for a nice car. I wouldn't be surprised if she does drugs. Thirty thousand dollars isn't a lot to the average Joe, but to an Amy Wino, that's a lot of hits.

Lindsay Lohan should be banned from the United States, but officials in New Delhi are currently determining whether duck lips should be allowed to return to their country.

Lindsay was in India in December to shoot a documentary about sex trafficking. She was there on a tourist visa instead of a work visa. 

She might have gotten away with violating the country's visa rules had she not caught the attention of officials by lying over Twitter about the number of children she saved by raiding a child labor sweatshop.

"Over 40 children saved so far ... Within one day's work ... This is what life is about ... Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!" she tweeted while she was there.

According to The Telegraph newspaper, the raid was actually completed before LiLo had even arrived in India. Oops! Activists who participated in the raid were upset with Lindsay's comments and alerted officials. Her case is currently under review. Haha! What a dumb crackwhore.

Kari Ann Peniche is the former Miss Teen USA who was caught in the Eric Dane sextape scandal. Kari Ann also appeared on Celebrity Rehab, I think.

Anyway, she had filmed a "sextape" years ago and the footage is now online. I don't know how to get my hands on it, so if you find it, hook me up with a link please. 

Poor kids usually aren't the most popular in school, and Crystal Bowersox wasn't exactly wiping her a*s with $100 bills while growing up.

Crystal attended Oak Harbor High School near Toledo, Ohio. Her parents got divorced when she was young and her father didn't have much money.

“When she was part of the swim team she used to have to wear Goodwill bathing suits and the other kids would tease her about that and because she didn’t fit in. That really hurt Crystal... she knows what it is like to feel like an outsider.”

Crystal sought refuge in her music and graduated from Toledo School of Arts while playing clubs to make money. After Crystal got knocked up and had her son, Tony, she decided to audition for Idol so that he doesn't have to grow up poor like she did. I think it's safe to say that Crystal's mission has been accomplished. She is going to be making some good money from all the success that lies ahead.