I feel bad for Suri Cruise. Yeah, she's living a lavish lifestyle flying around in private jets and having amazing birthday parties at Disney World, but wearing heels at the ripe age of 3 and carrying  handbags that cost more than an airline ticket is beyond ridiculous. 

In the new issue of Us Weekly, sources say Suri 'hates jeans' and carries an $850 Ferregamo purse. Can you believe that sh*t? Yes you can because Katie Holmes and alien boy Tom Cruise are her parents. Put some sweat pants on the kid and let her make some mud pies! I don't care how rich you are, you're ridiculous if you're gonna allow your toddler to walk around sporting a seriously expensive purse.

I understand they've got a butt load of money and can pamper their little princess however they please, but don't be shocked if she turns out to be the most spoiled brat in Tinseltown 10 years from now. I'm just sayin'!