Swizz Beatz And Alicia Keys Show Their Faces Together in Public

There really is a first time for everythang. A first time you date a married man with two children, the first time you go public with your relationship, and the first time when you look so happy while doing so. I'm not throwing shade at Alicia Keys. She's talented and she's a smart bish. She knows what she's doing, and if she's happy, we should be too.

Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz make red carpet debut at the Gotham Magazine Annual Gala in NY.

Besides, Swizz Beatz' marriage is officially over now and these two make a very hawt couple. But these pics from yesterday made me think: Alicia Keys probably really was a lesbian. I always believed that she was and pictures of Alicia and her girlfriends would be snapped by the paps and they would get leaked.

I'm into conspiracy theories, all, but think about it. Alicia's been in the music industry for a decade - virtually celibate considering that she didn't show up anywhere with a boyfriend - and now she dates a married man and so many people are upset about it, yet she's quick to waltz onto the red carpet with him?! She's not as private as previously suspected. Watch out, AK. Swizz better not know that you're into the snatch cause he's gonna want lots of threesomes outta you. Hmmm... just make sure someone's around to press "record" when all that goes down, please. Thanks.