Lauren Conrad graces the cover of the new issue of Glamour magazine, and she looks fabulous! In the issue Lauren talks about everything from life after The Hills to hair extensions, but it’s her cellulite that makes the article worthwhile.
“I’ve never felt a push to be stick thin. I work out and eat healthy, so mostly it’s about being in shape and having energy. But about a year ago, I looked down and thought, I have cellulite. Where did that come from? I went through treatments; [my body] was like, It’s not going anywhere. Recently my boyfriend and I went to Cabo. We sat down on the beach, I took off my wrap and some woman pointed out a boat full of paparazzi. I was like, “There goes my tan.”
Cellulite is a dirty old b*tch and she doesn’t discriminate against fat or skinny folks. I’ve seen thick ladies who don’t have a cottage cheese dimple in their thighs and on the other hand, there’s skinny chicks whose butts look like they’ve been massaged with gravel. I hate you cellulite!