Jim Carrey and the beautiful Jenny McCarthy split last week and the talented star has been spending too much of his free time on Twitter.
Jim Carrey gave his thoughts on Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren, tweeting the following on Friday:
- If you really wanna see sexual disfunction get 2 know your favorite basketball star! Curling is the only safe sport 4 a married man! d;^’
- Tiger Woods owes nothing 2 anyone but himself. 2 please his father he gave up his childhood and his freedom in the world. That’s enough!—>
- No wife is blind enough to miss that much infidelity. Elin had 2 b a willing participant on the ride 4 whatever reason. kids/lifestyle ;^)
The following day, Mr. Carrey had some new messages:
- RT I want 2 make it CLEAR that I do not condone infidelity at all, but 2 some degree the responsibilty 4 it is shared by both people! ;^)
- In any event, infidelity has never been an issue 4 me. If I tried to keep a secret like that, I would grow a tumor and devil horns! }:^<-
And on Sunday, Jimmy tweeted:
- So, you guys probably don’t feel like talkin’ about Sandra Bullock, right? I’M KIDDING! JEEEZE! I’m a little on edge.Cut me some slack! ;^)
- My people called and said I might have to tame my tweets a little. So here goes…I’m going to make a sandwich now. peanut butter.(sigh) ;^\
This is UGLY! I don’t wanna see a man whose talent I admire making an a*s outta himself over someone else’s relationship. Tiger Woods wanted a very European woman to procreate with, and he got one; and Elin married a very wealthy man to procreate with, and she got one. She was cheated on in the process and whether Elin knew about Tiger’s infidelity or not is irrelevant. Jim’s comments water down the atrocity of a married man having unprotected sex with prostitutes and porn stars then cumming home to wifey and having sex and impregnating her with potentially disease ridden sperm in the process. Retweet! ;^)
