When you're a celebrity, you clearly inhabit another planet. When you're single, you're suddenly "dating" anyone who comes within a one-yard radius of you. When you're married, you're pregnant. When you get dumped, you're trying to get back with your ex... or you hope to star in your own dating reality show.

Reggie Bush finally got smart and dumped engagement ring-hunting Kim, and now the bootylicious reality TV star has discovered that there's rumors that she wants to star in a 'Kardashian of Love' type of dating show.

Kim took to her Twitter account yesterday to shoot down the nonsense, tweeting: I've been hearing are all of these rumors I'm in talks to do a dating show! LOL...NO truth to that!

WHEW! Thank gawd. Kim Kardashian has no personality! If she were ever to star in her own reality show, the only way it could possibly remain on television would be if the entire program is scripted. I also don't wanna know what kind of gutter rats would audition in hopes of not only grabbing a handful of her junk, but trying to ride it at some point during the season. SECURITY!

Here's some great new shots of Kimmy Cakes at the beach.