Michelle Bombslut McGee is apologizing to Sandra Bullock now because, ya know, she did cause Sandra a world of pain by selling her story for $30k.

Michele said that she owes Sandy "a heartfelt apology" for having an 11-month affair with her husband, Jesse James. Michelle said: "I do feel guilty. I feed bad for Sandra. I'm sorry for your embarrassment. I'm sorry all this is public. I'm sorry for everything."

Michelle McGee says "She must be hurt, devastated, upset, embarrassed. I want to give her a heartfelt apology. I'm sorry for her embarrassment and pain. I do feel really bad about it."

Now this is the portion of the apology where Michelle tries to sound innocent. Cue the violins. Michelle says: "I feel like I was duped just as much as Sandra was. I feel like I was lied to just as much as she was. If Jesse was upfront with me in the beginning, we wouldn't be in this situation."

Bombstupid does admit that she knew that Vanilla Gorilla was married, but she thought because Sandra was working on a film that Vanilla Gorilla was available to have unprotected sex with her.

"When we were sitting on a couch watching a movie, he leaned over to kiss me, and I said, 'Slow down! What's going on between you and Sandra?' He said, 'She lives in Austin, I live here. We're not together because she's filming a movie...’ I believed him.... he said he didn't want to talk about it, I assumed because of legalities."

Like I said, there should be a concentration camp that Michelle and Jesse could be sent to, but I'd settle for deporting them to the Darfur instead.