Nicole Snooki Polizzi is Intimidating
When midgets attack is almost better than watching midget porn... well, almost. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi isn't even 5 feet tall, but she's not afraid to fight. And by 'fight,' I mean throw a drink in your face.
Snooki and Jenni "J-Woww" Farley were filming Jersey Shore in Miami when some idiot prompted Snooki to fight with him. Most of the people around them gawked at the reality TV stars as though they were circus freaks, but one loser kept hitting on Snooki and she had enough. The newly single orange midget then slapped him, pushed him, and threw a drink at him. He picked up a drink and threw it at her before he was thrown out. Next time Snooki should just cut to the chase and hit a jerkoff in the nuts. Most of us would have to knee someone or squat down to accomplish this, but Snooki just needs to get on her tippy toes while rocking some high heels in order to make it happen.
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April 26th, 2010 8:54 PM
you know what...im gonna have to see what this was about if they air in when the show starts..cause,it looked fake and set up,if u look close u see some1 whispering to the dude and then shes sittin there wout touching or eatin her food..he walks over and she automatically puts her hand on the food as if she was preparing to throw it. very fake. looked prepared and everyone standing around looking like act1 scene 2...i dunno..then Jwoww pops out all of a sudden..come on now...i love snooks and jerseyShore like a fat kid loves cake but i duno bout this 1..