Juicehead, meat head, gorilla guido Emilio Masella spoke with People magazine about his sudden split with Jersey Shore cutie Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi.

Emilio is all worked up about Snooki dumping him as if their relationship was going to lead to marriage or something. According to Emilio, Snooki ended things when she found out that he tried out for The Real World. She left him a voicemail that said, "You're nothing. You're single."

Emilio says that she should have been supportive of him because “I never asked her for anything. She’s the one that pulled me into the spotlight, bringing me to all these places. It seems like she’s starting to get jealous.”

He also says that he would "never" cheat on Snooki because that's "so low" and he loves her. “She said she hadn’t hooked up with anybody [either] — but she freakin’ lied to me. She put out there that I cheated, which is ridiculous, and now the tables have turned. It sucks.”

Emilio called her yesterday, they fought on the phone and she hung up on him. He says he's "not a scumbag" and he thought she'd have "more respect" for him than that.

This is sad. Emilio's grasping at straws cause what is he, like 5'4? It's not like any other famous chick is gonna date a midget. He should just go back to college or work on becoming a body builder and STFU.