Kim Kardashian Launches Self-Tanning Gel

Because the dark-skinned Armenian is pale as a ghost, Kim Kardashian now has her own self-tanning solution!

The Kardashian Glamour Tan will be sold at Sephora stores nationwide and on Sephora's website. Kim said, "My sisters and I are all about getting the perfect tan without harming our skin. We're always on the lookout for the best self-tanner, so we thought we'd create the perfect formula and share it with everyone else."

WTF is "the perfect tan," cause Kim is naturally bronzed and she goes to the beach and lays out to get more color. She doesn't use this crap and her siblings don't either. Kourtney Kardashian is also naturally dark and Khloe Kardashian remains fairly pale.

Considering all her diet products, Bebe clothing, jewelry line, calendars, and beauty products, things are going well for Kimmy K. Her quest to rape your checking account continues.