If someone with a penis shares a hotel room with someone with a vagina, that means they boned the night away, natch! Well those factors comprise most of the "evidence" that the National Enquirer is using to run a story about President Barack Obama and Vera Baker's alleged affair in 2004.

The affair took place when Barack checked into a Washington D.C. hotel in 2004. A "security video" could expose him. Expose what exactly? That remains unclear, but it sounds like the security tape will confirm that he stayed at a hotel where Vera paid a visit.
Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing happened" between them, reports reveal that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.
An anonymous limo driver claims he drove Vera to the hotel where Barack was staying. The driver said that he waited in the lobby while Vera changed, and he found it "a bit odd" that she would be spending the night at the hotel although "she did not have a room."
"About 10:30 p.m., I drove them to the hotel and they went in together! My services for the evening were done. There was absolutely no indication she was going to leave the hotel that night."
The National Enquirer is cute. They broke the John Edwards and Rielle Hunter affair and the Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel story and its staff members' egos have blown up. The Enquirer staff is ready to print, divide couples, and conquer. Sadly they've obtained some credibility at this point, but Vera spent the night with her employer. I personally don't see what's so scandalous about that.