May 2010 News Archive (Page 18)

Gabriel Aubry: Dumped by Halle Berry

Despite what wannabe TMZ 2.0 website Radaronline reported, Halle Berry is actually the one who kicked Gabriel Aubry to the curb months ago. No wonder they didn't show much PDA when recently photographed together while at the zoo with their daughter Nahla.

Halle Berry and her sexy boyfriend Gabriel Aubry

People reports: "She kicked him out months ago because he wasn't able to pull his weight in the relationship and she wanted to move on."

As for the so-called "mystery guy" Berry was photographed holding hands with in New York City on Friday night, "they’re old friends,” says the source. "The photographers were chasing them so he just instinctively grabbed her hand."

After finding out the truth, I feel silly. I bought into the age difference excuse as the cause of their split, and it's so predictable that the tabloids would take it there!

Britney Spears' Version of 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga Sucks

Word on the internet is that Lady Gaga wrote her hit single "Telephone" for Britney Spears. Brit recorded the track but decided to pass on it. Now the MP3 audio has leaked online. You can even purchase it if you're into wasting money.

Britney's version does suck, but I think a good 90% of why it sounds so bad is because we're used to hearing the very polished version of "Telephone," hawt Beyonce bridge included. "Telephone" is actually repetitive and it's a bore; but throw some Sasha Fierce in the mix and Gaga's stronger vocals, and you've got yourself somethin' catchy.

Vera Baker and Barack Obama Alleged Affair Scandal Details

If someone with a penis shares a hotel room with someone with a vagina, that means they boned the night away, natch! Well those factors comprise most of the "evidence" that the National Enquirer is using to run a story about President Barack Obama and Vera Baker's alleged affair in 2004.

Barack Obama flashes his teeth

The affair took place when Barack checked into a Washington D.C. hotel in 2004. A "security video" could expose him. Expose what exactly? That remains unclear, but it sounds like the security tape will confirm that he stayed at a hotel where Vera paid a visit. 

Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing happened" between them, reports reveal that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.

An anonymous limo driver claims he drove Vera to the hotel where Barack was staying. The driver said that he waited in the lobby while Vera changed, and he found it "a bit odd" that she would be spending the night at the hotel although "she did not have a room."

"About 10:30 p.m., I drove them to the hotel and they went in together! My services for the evening were done. There was absolutely no indication she was going to leave the hotel that night."

The National Enquirer is cute. They broke the John Edwards and Rielle Hunter affair and the Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel story and its staff members' egos have blown up. The Enquirer staff is ready to print, divide couples, and conquer. Sadly they've obtained some credibility at this point, but Vera spent the night with her employer. I personally don't see what's so scandalous about that.