Monthly Archives: June 2010

Tiger Woods And Elin Nordegren Divorce Settlement Reaches $750 Million

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Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods’ divorce should be finalized within the next week with Elin receiving $750 million in the divorce settlement, according to The Sun. If the amount is factual, it is the largest celebrity divorce settlement in history and much more than the $300 million he reportedly gave her as a Christmas present.

Although she’s making huge bank on their divorce, she’s also not allowed to do any interviews, books, etc. regarding Tiger and his mistresses.

“Tiger’s main fear is her telling her story after he’s rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter. Elin’s legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets. The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life – even if Tiger dies first – or she’ll lose the lot.”

Elin keeps the main home in Windermere, Florida, and a nearby property along with an apartment in Stockholm and her island farmhouse. Tiger Woods will get the estate in Jupiter Island, Florida and will also keep their apartment in Los Angeles.

The sex kitten is also not allowed to bring women around his 3-year-old daughter Sam, or his 1-year-old son Charlie unless he plans to marry her. Elin will get sole physical custody of the kids but they will split legal custody meaning Tiger is allowed to see the children for up to half of each week.

I think I could keep my mouth shut for $750 million, but if there’s any loophole where I could tell a friend everything and allow them to sell the interview from their point of view, I’d be all over it! I would still want to tell the world what a piece of crap husband he was for sticking his tail in over 100 different sluts while I was at home raising his two children. I’m just sayin’!

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Elin Nordegren & Tiger Woods Working It Out

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My Life on The D-List Recap: Levi Johnston, Queens, Bears and Caramel Macchiatos

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Editor’s note from Firecracker: I watched last week’s episode of My Life on the D-List and I couldn’t stop laughing. The show is hilarious enough where you clearly don’t have to watch it in order to get a laugh, so I asked Special K to recap it for you. Enjoy.

On this week’s episode, Kathy Griffin continues her fake relationship with Levi Johnston a.k.a. Mr. Palin Inseminator. She visits him in Wasilla, Alaska before her show in Anchorage.

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Levi gives her the full tour as she searches for Sarah Palin, which includes a trip to the mayor’s office and a surprise visit to Sarah’s house. (She wasn’t available.) Not surprisingly, Levi trails behind, probably afraid of the invisible electric fence the Palins have set up just for him. As they leave the Palin domain, we see their calling card: “Gone Fishin’”—just the first of many Alaskan stereotypes throughout the episode.

Levi’s house looks exactly like you would imagine: It’s full of wood panels and tons of dead animals on the walls. They go ice fishing for several hours and Kathy tells Mr. Inseminator, “I’m bored. Let’s have sex.” (Perhaps this was a reenactment of the Levi/Bristol conception?) Thankfully, the audience is spared the gory details.Not only does Kathy act like Levi’s fake girlfriend, she also becomes his Life Coach.

Kathy has a book signing, which Levi attends with her. She tells him how to deal with his burgeoning gay fan base, which has increased since his Playgirl spread, and lessons in graciousness. “Say ‘thank you’ and go to the next one.’”

Levi also takes Kathy to gay bar in Anchorage, as Kathy wanted to go to a place where she would feel most comfortable. Levi seems a bit uncomfortable with his surroundings at first, but he settles in, even proclaiming“I love the gays!” While his tone was not the most enthusiastic, it’s clear Kathy’s gay-friendly influence is working on him, perhaps as he realizes how ridiculous his life has become.

This week’s subplot involved Kathy’s assistant Tiffany, as Tiffany is on the lookout for her “caramel macchiato” dream man. They do a
“Bachelorette” type contest in a manly-Alaskan-man bar. Tiffany didn’t find her dream man, but a burly hunk of Alaskan man meat did win a white rose. The episode ends with a few clips from her Anchorage show, where she makes a few tasteful jokes at the Palin family’s expense.

Next week’s preview: Kathy hangs out with her mom.

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Justin Bieber ‘Grossed Out’ About Mom Posing In Playboy Rumor

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Being a teen heart throb, Justin Bieber expects to hear tons of crazy rumors about himself, but he was taken off guard when the rumor about his mother posing in Playboy hit the ‘net last week. Justin finally commented about the rumor on Twitter yesterday.

“My mom is a moral woman…let’s just leave that one for what it is…because that rumor just grossed and wierded me out…”

No person in their right mind wants to see their parents naked, so of course he’s going to be grossed out! His mom may have morals, but there may be aunts or uncles out there who don’t and wouldn’t mind showing off their chunky @sses for a few extra dollars in their pockets. The weird relatives always come out of the woodwork when you’ve got money.

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Jake Pavelka Being Offered To Pose Nude In Playgirl

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The ladies love Jake Pavelka and there’s a chance we may get to see more of his hot body than we ever have! Daniel Nardicio, vice president of marketing at Playgirl tells Pop Eater they have extended Jake an offer to pose nude in the mag!

Jake Pavelka Is Hot

“We’re determining the value of a shoot with Jake, who exemplifies our classic American guy at Playgirl. It’s obvious he likes the limelight, and I intuit that he looks good naked.”

“Most people realize that reality show fame is fleeting and largely a dead end for the actors, so this is a way to extend that fame, and make a cute profit off of it.”

Daniel Nardicio guesses Jake could receive a six figure amount if he drops his trousers. If they get Jake to show all, I will be the first in line to purchase a Playgirl magazine. I’ve never purchased one in my life, but seeing Jake’s hot dog in all of it’s hard glory would be worth it.

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Jersey Shore In Miami: Season 2 Preview Video

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After watching this preview of the upcoming season of Jersey Shore, I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s gonna be all the GTL, fist pumping, and fighting that I wanted it to be. Mike Sorrentino is still hot and trying to avoid grenades (fug chicks), Sammi Sweetheart is blind sided by Ronnie’s infidelities, Nicole Polizzi and Angelina duke it out over them both f*cking Vinnie, and Jenni J-Woww Farley and Sammi throw down for who knows what reason.

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It’s nucking futs and I love it! Angelina wasn’t joking when she said there’s a lot more drama this season. I’m starting my fist pumping for season 2 right now!

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Zoe Saldana Is Engaged

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Avatar actress Zoe Saldana and her beau Keith Britton are finally engaged! The couple has been together for 10 years and it's about damn time he put a ring on it.

Zoe Saldana And Keith Britton

Zoe is said to be thrilled to tie the knot with Keith who is also the CEO of My Fashion Database, and a source tell Us Weekly "They’ve been together forever. They’re a great couple."

Zoe likes keeping her private business to herself and doesn't even introduce Keith as her fiance. A pal close to Zoe says "She will just say, 'This is Keith.' She likes to keep her personal life to herself and wants people to focus on her as an actress."

Congrats on the engagement! Too bad they don't have common law marriage anymore because it's a hell of a lot cheaper than having a wedding.

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Wyck Godfrey Confirms Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart’s Relationship, Hopes They Stay Together

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Although Kristen Stewart will never give a straight answer about her relationship with Robert Pattinson, even after he admits they are dating, we have another person to confirm their f*ckship. It’s none other than Twilight producer Wyck Godfrey!

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In an interview with Time, Wyck was asked if Kristen and Robert Pattinson‘s relationship has an effect on the business. Wyck says he doesn’t think of their sexcapades as being a good or bad thing for business, but he prays to God they don’t split before filming for Breaking Dawn is finished!

“The thing I do think about is, Oh my God, I hope they stay together. Because it could be awkward on set in the next movie if they have a huge falling out. It’s like, Wow, they have to portray this love story through two more movies. God, I hope they stay together; please stay together. That’s what affects my day-to-day.”

So it’s officially official they’re humping. He should have them sign a contract that they’ll keep the hotness until filming is over. The dude sounds like he’s going to give himself a heart attack worrying if their relationship will last!

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