Try not to pass out on this one, but one of the most mismatched couples in reality TV history has called it quits.
The Bachelor‘s Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi have broken up. No reason for the split has been given, but Jake’s rep confirms the news, saying, “Jake and Vienna have split. They appreciate the respect for their privacy at this time.”
Jake has the personality of a lump of coal and Vienna is a wild wh*re. This is what happens when you think with your penis, men! Vienna must have dumped him, or she may have cheated on him and he dumped her. But whatever led to the split, besides Vienna only going for Jake for the fame, Vienna and Jake together is like a peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich. There was no chance this one was ever gonna work out.