It must be hard to be Lady Gaga. She set the weirdness bar so high, so early in her career that it’s almost impossible for her to keep getting the same sort of “Wtf?” reactions as she did when she first fell out of the freak tree 2 years ago.  

Since things like covering herself in blood, pretending to be a tranny and pissing off Jerry Seinfeld just don’t weird people out the way they used to, Lady G has decided to step her creep game up and start using dead bodies in her live show. That’s right -  not blow-up dolls or CPR dummies or Joan Rivers, but actually bodies of human beings who used to be alive.

To be fair, it’s not like she's gonna pull an Igor and dig them up herself. She’s rumored to be working with German scientist and originator of the controversial “Body Worlds” exhibit, Gunther Von Hagens, because nothing gets a crowd moving quite like preserved dead people and creepy German dudes named Gunther.  

Questions remain about the legality of this whole thing, so who knows if she’ll actually be able to pull it off. Personally, I’m hoping it goes through and that she’s able to score a couple celebrity corpses. Maybe if my recurring nightmare of Gaga grinding with the lifeless body of Michael Jackson while singing "Poker Face" to a freshly embalmed Gary Coleman becomes a reality, I might be able to sleep through the night again.