My Life on The D-List Recap: Levi Johnston, Queens, Bears and Caramel Macchiatos

Editor's note from Firecracker: I watched last week's episode of My Life on the D-List and I couldn't stop laughing. The show is hilarious enough where you clearly don't have to watch it in order to get a laugh, so I asked Special K to recap it for you. Enjoy.

On this week’s episode, Kathy Griffin continues her fake relationship with Levi Johnston a.k.a. Mr. Palin Inseminator. She visits him in Wasilla, Alaska before her show in Anchorage.

Levi gives her the full tour as she searches for Sarah Palin, which includes a trip to the mayor’s office and a surprise visit to Sarah’s house. (She wasn’t available.) Not surprisingly, Levi trails behind, probably afraid of the invisible electric fence the Palins have set up just for him. As they leave the Palin domain, we see their calling card: “Gone Fishin’”—just the first of many Alaskan stereotypes throughout the episode.

Levi’s house looks exactly like you would imagine: It’s full of wood panels and tons of dead animals on the walls. They go ice fishing for several hours and Kathy tells Mr. Inseminator, “I’m bored. Let’s have sex.” (Perhaps this was a reenactment of the Levi/Bristol conception?) Thankfully, the audience is spared the gory details.Not only does Kathy act like Levi’s fake girlfriend, she also becomes his Life Coach.

Kathy has a book signing, which Levi attends with her. She tells him how to deal with his burgeoning gay fan base, which has increased since his Playgirl spread, and lessons in graciousness. “Say ‘thank you’ and go to the next one.’”

Levi also takes Kathy to gay bar in Anchorage, as Kathy wanted to go to a place where she would feel most comfortable. Levi seems a bit uncomfortable with his surroundings at first, but he settles in, even proclaiming“I love the gays!” While his tone was not the most enthusiastic, it’s clear Kathy’s gay-friendly influence is working on him, perhaps as he realizes how ridiculous his life has become.

This week’s subplot involved Kathy’s assistant Tiffany, as Tiffany is on the lookout for her “caramel macchiato” dream man. They do a
“Bachelorette” type contest in a manly-Alaskan-man bar. Tiffany didn’t find her dream man, but a burly hunk of Alaskan man meat did win a white rose. The episode ends with a few clips from her Anchorage show, where she makes a few tasteful jokes at the Palin family’s expense.

Next week’s preview: Kathy hangs out with her mom.