Oregon Masseuse Claims Al Gore Sexually Abused Her, Calls Him A 'Sex Crazed Poodle'

 

With the stress of conquering global warming on his shoulders, Al Gore deserves a little R&R time and a good massage with a happy ending. According to the NY Post, Al may have taken a massage back in 2006 a little too far and now the masseuse is claiming he sexually abused her. Tipper Gore had previously complained about Al's trips to massage therapists and suspected he may have been involved with one, so there may be some truth to this story.

Al Gore The Sex Crazed Poodle

The woman's lawyer first told Portland cops about the incident in December 2006 but she blew off police interviews. Fast forward 3 years later and she filed a complaint about the sexual abuse on January 6, 2009. Here's what she had to say about her rub down with Al Gore.

"I finally got out the door after being forcefully being pulled back in the room . . . a couple times and trying to leave, to be groped and fondled and have tongue kisses forced on me. . . . and that's when he's saying, 'You know you want to do it.' And I was just thinking, 'Oh my God.' "

She says Al was so persistent, she derided him for being a 'crazed sex poodle'. She claims she was so traumatized by the encounter that "my sleep and mood has been vastly disturbed," that she's "seeing a specialized counselor " and that her "work has been more stressful and frightening for me since this incident."

When I think of a crazed sex poodle, I see a little fuzzy dog with ratty curly fur, dry poo around his hairy butt, and a wonk eye like Paris Hilton, humping everything in site. They do it fast and hard and make little squeeky sounds like a dog toy. Having a politician act like that would probably f*ck me up in the head and have me traumatized too.

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1 Comment

  1. S-DAWG

    LMFAO SNARKY - you crack my shit up! You spend a little too much time at the dog park - because that description was spot on.

    I know I'd be seeing a therapist if Al Gore molested me. Totally gross!

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