June 2010 News Archive (Page 9)

OMG! I didn't realize the Jersey Shore boys were gay! Just kidding. They're not gay, they just happen to appear shirtless on the cover of Village Voice magazine's annual Queer Issue. The only problem is, Vinny Guadagnino, Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro had no clue which issue their topless photo was being used for.

The guys of MTV's "Jersey Shore" were more than pumped when the Village Voice asked them to pose in all their muscled glory for the cover, but it didn't tell them it was for the annual 'Queer Issue.' The photo hits stands today under the banner "Queer Issue" and above the headline "The Guido Ideal" -- a story about "gay Jersey guidos on the down-low." Our source added, "The paper's not saying the cover boys are gay, just that that they're hot."

The issue doesn't just cover gay guidos, they do also mention the upcoming season of Jersey Shore. I can only imagine the looks on their faces when they run to buy the magazine donning their hot bodies on the cover only to realize it's for the queer issue. So what, you gotta enjoy the gay boys loving you too!

If Mike Sorrentino was gay and I had a peen, I would give him a situation he would never forget!

You can't knock a senior citizen who is showing off her knockers in NY Magazine. Helen Mirren did just that in the latest issue, and it's not the photos that have me shocked, it's what she says about young celebrities like Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga 'claiming their sexuality.'

“I’m thrilled young girls are claiming their sexuality for themselves. I love bold women: Madonna and Scarlett Johansson—sexy and gorgeous, but not only that. And Miley Cyrus—fantastic! And Lady Gaga. I love the way she’s elevated pop to performance art, or dragged performance art down to pop, or maybe made a wonderful amalgam of the two.”

For the love of God, don't give Miley Cyrus props for looking like a whore when she's 17! I think many of us would agree that we wouldn't feel like Miley is crossing the line if she waited until she was 18 to begin acting like a cracked out whore crow in her music videos and dressing like a hooker during performances.

I get what she's sayin' about Lady Gaga and how she has made a style of her own, but I don't respect her for making a fool of herself during baseball games and taking the spotlight off of her own sister during her graduation. Besides all of that, kudos to Helen Mirren for having the balls to show off her old weathered boobs! She may be in her 60s, but she's still hot. Lady Gaga and Miley should take note of Helen's old breasts cause theirs are gonna look the same in 50 years.

American Idol alum Kellie Pickler has landed herself a man that she's ready to marry! Her songwriter boyfriend Kyle Jacobs popped the question last week while watching the sunset on a Florida beach. Awwww! A rep for Kellie says the engagement is "True! She's super excited!"

During a radio interview on 'GAC Nights: Live From Nashville' Kellie said she wanted to wait until she was at a point in her career where she felt okay with putting her man first over her talent, and also boasted about what a great guy Kyle is. "I've met someone now that I'm crazy about and he's crazy about me and I couldn't imagine being with anyone else."

Congratulations on the engagement! Considering they're pure country, I bet they'll play corn hole during the wedding reception.

Katy Perry needs to keep her candy *ss out of the clubs if all she can accomplish while she's there is getting stitches. Hours after performing at the Much Music Awards in Toronto Sunday night, the Daily Mail reports Katy took a spill while showing off her dance moves and required 17 stitches on her right leg! She wore a nude colored medical stocking on her right leg while performing on the Canadian TV show Live @ Much.  Couldn't a large band-aid have done the trick?

Just like every celebrity who's on Twitter, Katy posted a Tweet about her injury: '17 stitches later... Don't make fun of my dance moves tomorrow. That's what got me here in the 1st place! Thanks for the souvenir Canada.

'Thinking about getting a candy cane walker made for this performance coming up... I will be expecting YOU to dance for me, okay?'

Katy's going to have to chill on showing off her sweet dance moves in the clubs, or she's gonna keep getting injured. How in the hell do you slice your leg open while dancing anyway? She must have been re-enacting Michael Jackson's 'Bad' video where they do the knife fight and sliced herself open. Either that, or Lady Gaga cut the leg of her Katy Perry voodoo doll after Katy gave her sh*t about her Alejandro video. It totally makes sense now!

Dina Lohan is keeping it classy

Miley Cyrus is loving all of this attention, that's why she dresses like a low rent prostitute

Pregnant Women in New York have high death rates

I can't get enough of Nicki Minaj

Helen Mirren gets naked

I really love Popbytes new writer, Jeremy. So hilarious. That is all.

How hot does Salma Hayek look?

Miley Cyrus likes pretty boys. Her ex-boyfriend and model Justin Gaston was hot and Liam Hemsworth is easy on the eyes too.

Liam is much better looking than Miley, who has horrible posture and looks beautiful in makeup but not so great without it. The two were spotted last Thursday when a young fan approached Miley for an autograph. It's kind of frightening that young impressionable girls look up to this chick. How much longer before Miley gets knocked up or has a sex tape scandal?

Justin Bieber encourages people to help with relief efforts in the gulf. The teen sensation says that no one is too young to help and the disaster can affect our future.

It's refreshing to see someone so young speaking out about this. He has a cult following and fans will help just so they can tell Justin about it so he'll be impressed enough to marry them.

Kate Gosselin is cheap and she loves money. The single mother of eight may star on "The Bachelorette" if ABC is smart enough to pay her enough money.

Just look at Kate's face. Someone needs to make this happen.

Last week reports surfaced that ABC may be interested in getting Kate to star on their trainwreck of a show. Kate's reps denied the rumor, but a week later Kate sounds like she may be giving out roses soon. Radar asked Kate about the rumor and she didn't outright deny the possibility. Kate said, “Everybody… they’re just all talking about it and I haven’t said anything. I am lonely and I do need help… and I’m not mean like everyone says I am.”

Dancing With The Stars paid Kate $500k. All ABC needs to do is match that or exceed it and Katie just may agree.

Less than two weeks after Lady Gaga got a seat in Jerry Seinfeld's box at the Mets game, the comedian had a radio interview with WFAN yesterday where he lets us know why you won't see him at Lady Gaga concert.

Jerry said,  "This woman is a jerk. I hate her. I can't believe they put her in my box, which I paid for." As far as how Gaga dresses and what she does, Jerry said, “She’s talented. I don’t know why she’s doling this stuff. Oh please, wake me when it’s over.”

Gaga, dressed in bra and swilling beer, was moved from her front row seat to Seinfeld's empty box (without his knowledge) after flipping off photographers. "You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we're living in now?" he said.

Seinfeld first said when asked about the June 10th incident, reports the NY Post, "I wish her the best.. you take one 'A' off of that and you've got gag."

Seinfeld also added, "I don't know what these young people think or how they promote their careers. I'm not one of these all-publicity-is-good people. People talk about you need exposure -- you could die of exposure."

Seinfeld knows everything he needs to know about LG, she's is the epitome of an attention whore and he's unimpressed with her attention seeking ways. I appreciate his honesty.

Kim Kardashian was trying to enjoy dinner when a woman busted her boobs out and breastfed her baby. She then changed her baby's diaper on the dining table. That is so friggin' nasty! Kim tweeted:

Naturally, some mothers (and idiots) misconstrued her message and got upset thinking that Kim is against breastfeeding. Kim posted the following tweets after the msg above:

• Misunderstood tweet-The woman had her boobs out at restraunt yest feeding then laid her on table and changed her w the food there.Unsanitary

• My sister breast feeds! Its a natural beautiful thing, there's nothing wrong w it, but she covers herself, not w her boobs exposed

• And you DON'T change a dirty at the dinner table...u use the restroom. Everyone was complaining! Just unsanitary

Kim knows how to get herself some press, doesn't she? She's completely right and I don't like seeing women breastfeed in public period. I understand that some mothers have to feed their children and they won't always be at home when their child needs to get fed, but that doesn't mean Kim or anyone should lie and say that it's something they wanna see. I can't imagine how annoyed I'd be if some chick was breastfeeding right in front of me while I was trying to get down with the food on my plate.