Please Feed The Tara Reid

If I was rich, I would send a truck full of Krispy Kreme donuts and Burger King Whoppers to Tara Reid's house. This b*tch needs to eat!

If she doesn't change her ways, she's going to look like Donatella Versace in 15 years.

Tara made an appearance at the 2nd annual Love Festival in Vegas looking shockingly thin. She's been struggling with her body image and weight for quite a while, and was the unfortunate victim of sh*teous plastic surgery when went under the knife for bigger boobs and to have liposuction done on her stomach a few years ago.

I wanna slip her the date rape drug so I can strap her down and pump straight lard into her veins to thicken her bony @ss up.