Sex Tips From Khia: Candy Canes Make Great Sex Toys

 

Once you've been in a relationship for a few years, sexy time in the bedroom can get lame. Luckily, we have a kinky b*tch like Khia to give us pointers on how to keep it hot, and sweet between the sheets. All you need is some sugary treats!

Khia Lays It Down

"Don’t be scared to bring candies and toys into the bedroom. Some guys are jealous of dildos because of the size, so what I did to kind of ease [my ex-husband] is introduce him to jumbo candy canes that they give at Christmas time. I like that better because number one, it doesn’t look like a penis that’s bigger than him, so he won’t be jealous. Plus, it makes the vagina taste wonderful and the peppermint makes it tingle a little bit when he blows. It’s good when he’s giving you head; it looks fun and kiddie-like going in, so he’s not intimidated."

I've finally figured out what to do with the candy canes that I've been keeping from my Christmas stockings for the last 10 years! I knew they would eventually come in handy for something. Break off the parts that have decomposed and become gooey over the years and it's all good for a hot Friday night. Thanks Khia, you've just help amp up my sex life.

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2 Comments

  1. Mr. Gyllenhaal

    I will test tonight!!!!

  2. Firecracker

    Khia's quotes are classic. Let me know how that works out for ya! Ha.

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