You know Nicole Snooki Polizzi is always trying to defend her love for juicehead gorillaz, but she shouldn't have to. Muscles are damn hawt and they are worth working your ass off for in order to get 'em.

Taylor Lautner knows this and he is flaunting all that hawtness all over the pages of the GQ magazine.

Dear gawd, I thought he was still 17 years old, but Taylor turned 18 in February. No comment. I'm keeping it clean for the kids.