My favorite Tom Cruise role besides playing Maverick in Top Gun (back when he was hot and not crazy) would have to be his role as Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder. I loved the Les Grossman promo commercials for the MTV Movie Awards, and he's completely opposite of any role Tom has ever played. Plus, his dance off with Jennifer Lopez rocked! He's bald, fat, hairy, foul, and rude, which is everything I'm looking for in a man.

If you've got love for Les like I do, then I'm sure you're pleased to know Paramount and MTV are developing a movie about him! Tom Cruise will star in and produce the flick along with Ben Stiller and Stuart Cornfeld. Ben released a hilarious statement today regarding the upcoming Les Grossman flick.

“Les Grossman’s life story is an inspiring tale of the human class struggle to achieve greatness against all odds. He has assured me he plans to quote ‘F**king kill the sh*t out of this movie and make Citizen f**king Kane look like a piece of crap home movie, by the time we are done.’ I am honored to be working with him.”

I'm stoked!