Vienna Girardi Pockets $90k From Jake Pavelka Split Story

Bird lookalike Vienna Girardi made $90k from selling her breakup story to Star Magazine. “Vienna sold the split story to Star for $90,000 behind Jake’s back,” PopEater reports.

Jake can lift Vienna with ease? Are us chicks supposed to find that hot? This man is clearly homosexual.

It's a bore said whore said story with these two. Jake Pavelka says he dumped Vienna after there were "red flags" throughout the relationship that she may cheat. He also claims Vienna is seeking fame. Vienna says Jake is the one who is a fame whore and they didn't f*ck for four months and Jake dumped her over the phone.

Things were also very tense during some Bachelorette special the two filmed post-breakup just days ago where Jake put his hand in a fist or something. This is "shocking" or whatever cause Jake always seemed like such a nice guy.

As if he chose to STFU, Jake allegedly told Vienna, “What did I ever do to you that you would go down and sell your story to a magazine? Is being famous that important to you? If you don’t want to be with me, that’s OK. But there’s a very amicable way to split relationships up and she did it the wrong way!”

Both Jake and Vienna are tools and I hate blogging about either of them, but I honestly believe they're the next Speidi. They'll do whatever it takes to preserve their 15 minutes of fame.