Allison Cross: Pictures of John Stamos' Alleged Extortionist

Allison Cross is the young blonde woman actor John Stamos had a fling with in 2004, allegedly. At the time, Allison was only 17 years old. She met John while she was on spring break in Florida.

Someone doesn't look happy that she may end up in jail!

John invited Allison and a female friend to his hotel room where he was photographed partying with strippers and leaning over a table covered with cocaine; Lindsay Lohan may have been one of those strippers in disguise. Anyway, John says that he had just split from his wife Rebecca, at the time and he was "heartbroken" when he decided to party it up with Allison.

Things got ugly when a nightclub owner named Scott Sippola allegedly tried to get John to pay him so that he wouldn't leak John's scandalous pics.

Stamos contacted the FBI after a man identified as “Mr. X” reached out to him asking for money to ensure Stamos’ reputation would not be tarnished by scandalous photos. A sting operation was set up and Sippola and Coss were arrested at a Michigan airport.

John faced Allison in a Michigan courtroom on Monday. Allison and Scott have pled not guilty to charges that they attempted to extort $680k from Johnny.

I don't understand how some of these jerks are all like, "Gimme some money or I'll ____!" Why make it so obvious? If you're a chick, you need to be like, 'Honey, I'd like some breast implants, but I just dunno if I'll be able to afford them. Will you go with me to the doctor so we can pick them out?' Then you get him all excited and he'll offer to pay. Next, you go to the luxury car lot with Rich Dumb Dude, claiming that you'd like to test drive cars with Deep Pockets cause you'd like to get the male perspective on what hot car you'd like to buy your Dad one day, then you talk him into making a down payment... You get where I'm going. Extorting money is pimping in reverse. Pimps take your sh*t and make you feel like you're supposed to give it to 'em in the first place! You don't ask for anything: You suggest, seduce, and head to the bank with your deposits.