Bristol Palin And Levi Johnston Are Engaged

 

Yep, you read the headline right and I about crapped my pants too when I saw that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are engaged! The couple tells Us Weekly that they reconnected three months ago when they were working out a custody plan for their 18-month old son Tripp. Levi says it all started on a walk with Tripp and Bristol.

Bristol Palin And Levi Johnston Back Together

"I really thought we were over. So when I went, I had no hope. I think we both just started talking — and then we took Tripp for a walk."

Says Bristol, "When he left that night, we didn’t hug or kiss, but I was thinking how different it was. He texted me: 'I miss you. I love you. I want to be with you again' ... I was in shock."

I can't think of a better man for Bristol to marry than the one who has bashed her mother Sarah Palin in the media for the past year. So how does Bristol think her momma will handle the news?

"It is intimidating and scary just to think about what her reaction is going to be. Hopefully she will jump on board."

Levi Johnston probably thought it would be cheaper to marry Bristol rather than pay $1,750 a month in child support for his son. I'm completely shocked that Bristol would take him back after all the hurtful things he has said about he Palin family. Maybe it was Levi's spread in Playgirl that melted Bristol's heart. These two won't make it down the aisle unless they secretly elope in the next few weeks.

I'm assuming Bristol made Levi publicly apologize to Sarah for the lies he has spewed out of his mouth for the past year, before she would let him put a ring on it. I bet Sarah is so shocked by this news that she's having a hard time putting her Bump It in her hair.

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5 Comments

  1. Firecracker

    @ Mr. Gyllenhaal,

    We should have a whore-off contest and figure out which one of us can hook up with the most guys at that amazing hotel you showed me. Who would win, and what would the winner get?

    I think it would be a close race and you'd win by a few blowjobs. :)

  2. Mr. Gyllenhaal

    He is still hot and I would still do him! He is only getting back with her for Money! I would happily be this guys sugar daddy! I already have a new hotel I am going to take my next trick, right FC?!?!?

  3. Firecracker

    @ Megan aka Snarky, You're a riot and that is why I always thank you for sharing your talent. I can never figure out if you're funnier online or in person, but you've got it!!!! :)

  4. Firecracker

    @ S-Dawg, LMAO.

  5. S-DAWG

    I give it ten months. I'm being generous.

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