What in the world is going on with Britney Spears' weave? Her hair is taking on a life of its own and somebody needs to tame it because it's starting to look like a sheep dog. If she lets it go long enough, it will learn how to roll over and play dead.

She's never alone and always has a bodyguard and assistant on hand, so why don't they let her in on the little secret that her wretched bald scalp is showing? If you're a true friend, you let them know when they've got something going on like a booger hanging out of their nose or in Britney's case, a new species of animal growing on top of her head.

Hopefully someone will clue her in on these photos of her shopping trip in Sherman Oaks, Ca. yesterday, and she'll get her @ss to the salon. If she's not going to go through the necessary maintenance to keep her weave looking good, she needs to get rid of it.