Britney Spears graces the cover of the August issue of Cosmopolitan, and she looks photoshopped to hell. Her body and hair look Britastic, but her face looks like it was copied and pasted on to her head, and she's missing part of her neck. At least it took the image of Britney looking psycho with her Starbucks last week off of my mind.

Besides looking like they put a cardboard photo of herself over her face when they took the picture, she also talked about her sons Sean Preston, 4, and Jayden James, 3, possibly going into show business when they grow up.

On fame for her kids:
"If my sons told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I'd lock them in their rooms until they turned 30."

On having a sex chat with her kids:
"I'm dreading the moment when my sons ask me how babies are made."

On life as a mom:
"Things are pretty quiet right now. I've been spending a lot of time at home with my boys. They just started karate class, which is super cute!"

What is she going to say when they ask her what's up with her always walking around in public not wearing a bra with her nipples poking out, why she married their trailer trash looking dad, and why she went loco and shaved her head? Those are the questions I want answers to because you know that's going to be an interesting conversation with her kids, and I wanna be a fly on the wall to listen to it.