Jennifer Love Hewitt's needy must-get-engaged-ASAP a*s has a horrible track record when it comes to relationships, but J. Love has penned a self-help dating guide and she has all the credentials that Jessica Simpson does in the love department. Jess should totally begin working on her own book. Get on it! Star magazine reports that Eric Johnson, Jessica's still married and unemployed new boyfriend, is using her for money.

The f*ckship began just two months ago, but Eric has already moved into Jessica's $5 million mansion. The former New Orleans Saints tight end hasn't worked since 2008. “He isn’t making money, and he’ll lose half of what he does have when his divorce is final. He’s pinching pennies wherever he can.” Jess also wanted some birthday sex and she paid for Eric to accompany her to Italia and financed everything while he was there.

To celebrate her birthday, Eric joined Jessica on a luxury trip to Italy, where she treated him to the good life, including staying at a $3,000-a-night suit in Rome, lounging on the Mediterranean aboard her $5,000-a-day chartered yacht, Nafisa, and eating and drinking at only the finest restaurants.

Jessica also went to Bloomingdale's on July 15 and bought Eric clothes. After Bloomingdale's, she went to Foot Locker to buy him sneakers. Another gossip blog asked if Star's report is sexist, considering that men like George Clooney buy their women lavish gifts. The blogger claims that Jessica Simpson is using Eric, too, for stability and cock. But I beg to differ that Star's article was possibly sexist.

Star was simply aiming to provide evidence that Jessica is a dumbass! Jess talks about wanting to get married and have kids and praises all of her boyfriends to the media. She falls fast and hard and she doesn't seem to even contemplate that it may not work out. If she did, she wouldn't touch Maroon 5's Adam Levine, John Player, Tony Romo, Owen Wilson, Dane Cook... none of those men are the settling down types, whereas George Clooney enjoys whoring himself out and says he doesn't want to get married. Jess wants to get married and if she does, why is she buying a husband if she wants her second marriage to work out?!!!

DO YOU THINK ERIC IS USING JESSICA?