Jessica Simpson has a new man to walk hand in hand with on the red carpet as she continues to suck in her gut for photographers at every event she attends. Jess is now dating former San Francisco 49ers player Eric Johnson. Jessica and Eric have been together for about a month. Eric retired in 2007.

A "source," and by "source" I mean the person who leaked the story to People magazine, said, "She is happy that she found a great guy. She's really happy."

The singer, who turns 30 on Saturday, has said that she's working on her self-esteem and feels hopeful about finding love. "I think [30] is going to be a good year for me. I can find love anywhere."

The only place Jessica seems to want to find love is with the man whore athletes like Tony Romo and womanizer John Mayer. I give this f*ckship until November... Hmm... well if Jessica really is "sexual napalm," actually, I give it until December.