Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest Are 'Having a Baby' Together

Julianne Hough is Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend, but they both refuse to comment on whether or not they're a couple. Luckily the paparazzi have confirmed that these two are indeed having awkward sex together. Julianne, 22, was on the "Valentine in the Morning" radio show this morning where she was asked about her favorite metrosexual. Julianne said: "Didn't you know? We're having a baby! Oh God, I can't even say that. That's going to be everywhere."

Julianne says Ryan, the man she "thought was gay," is a pretty good dancer. "He can grove. He's got a little dip here and there." Random sidenote: When Julianne Hough first hit the scene at 18, she said that she's a virgin and she's waiting until marriage to have sex. She's Christian and all.

Julianne told CosmoGirl (yes, I'm so amused by this jizz that I had to look it up), Julianne said: "I want to be with that special person. I think [the choice] to have sex before marriage is an individual one, but if you're just with one person, it's only for one good reason, and [waiting to have sex] will strengthen that relationship. I'm not trying to preach consequences here, but I think when you say no, down the line it will be a better decision."

I love it when people who aren't in relationships comment on the activities that will be taking place when they're in relationships. Didn't many of us think we'd "stay pure" like Justin Bieber until our honeymoon? Next thing you know, you're flinging his boxers across the room like a slingshot and wondering how you got knocked up like Bristol Palin.

Some ideas just sound better on paper, like Julianne getting knocked up with Ryan's kid! That man needs to slow down before he reproduces cause he works way too damn hard right now to be able to have an active role in raising a lil Seacrest.