Who didn’t think Ryan Seacrest is gay? I still think he’s gay and using Julianne Hough as his beard while vacationing with her in Italy. Maybe she’s naive, but during a dinner party at Morton’s steakhouse for her birthday, Julianne revealed why it took so long for these two love birds to connect.

“He was after me since I was 18 … he totally wasn’t my type … I thought he was gay. After a few years, he was persistent … so I went out with him on a date and I realized how much I liked him.”

I’m happy for Julianne Hough and Ryan even though he’s probably sneaking into her drawers and trying on her panties when she’s sleeping at night. Julianne, don’t be shocked if you get an anal probe by Ryan after a drunken night and a slip of GHB.