Katy Perry Was Banned From Watching The Smurfs Because Smurfette Is A Slut
Katy Perry is voicing the role of Smurfette in the upcoming 'The Smurfs' movie, and I think it's a big f**k you to her mom for not allowing her to watch The Smurfs cartoon when she was a kid! Having religious parents can put a damper on all the exciting crap you go through as a child.
"It's funny because I was never allowed to watch The Smurfs growing up. My mom thought that Smurfette being the only female in the village was a little bit scantily clad, if you know what I mean. I grew up in a very sheltered house. But this Smurfs is definitely one for the kids... It is a family movie."
I may not have realized it when I was younger but as I grew up, it became obvious Smurfette was the town whore. All those little blue men with what I can only imagine were blue balls, had to be breaking one off in Smurfette.
The only smurf that may not have stuck it to the only female in the village would be Vanity smurf. People may say he was just narcissistic, but the dude was seriously gay. Not too many men walk around with a flower tucked behind their ear.
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November 18th, 2010 12:35 AM
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
July 15th, 2010 10:25 AM
@ jvon,
You made me LOL with that line. :)
July 15th, 2010 6:37 AM
I think there's a reason Smurfette's voice was always hoarse.
July 14th, 2010 1:44 PM
S-Dawg, I like where you went with this comment!!! :) All hail Smurfette.
It's been ages since I've watched the show, but I do remember it vividly and I always thought Smurfette was fierce. I think being slutty has always been a part of my destiny.
July 14th, 2010 1:06 PM
Smurfette was a fag hag - all those little blue men were fucking each other. That is why Gargamal's plot failed. He created Smurfette to tempt the Smurfs so that he could turn them into gold. But since they were more interested in licking the blueberry popsicle, he didn't get his riches.
I think Smurfette was/is a total feminist. She held her own in a man's world. What more can I say?