Kim Zolciak is a platinum blonde version of Rachel Uchitel. Both women will f*ck married men for money, however this time around Kim is going for a single 24 year-old NFL player.

Kim also recently went bi-sexual for publicity.

Kroy Biermann is a defense end for the Atlanta Falcons. In Touch Weekly claims that he has been dating Kim for two months now. This is definitely some cougar sh*t cause everyone knows Kim isn't 32 years old like she claims to be. She's more like 43.

Kim and Kroy were spotted "laughing, kissing and having a great time together" which means that they may walk down the aisle any day now. So glad I'm not famous. "Laughing, kissing and having a great time" with someone is how some of us say 'What's up? My name is.....'

I wonder if Kroy will appear on The Real Housewives of Atlanta? Kim's anteater face ex-boyfriend Big Poppa never made it onto the series.