What's the point of checking into rehab on Thursday if you're headed to jail on Tuesday? Lindsay Lohan is scheduled to check into Lynnwood Correctional Facility tomorrow where TMZ is reporting that she will only be allowed to shower every other day. You know that's twice as often as she showers now.

The jail is all prepared for Lindsay's arrival -- where she'll be staying in her own cell ... in a special module where solitary inmates are held. Lindsay will not be allowed to interact with other inmates while she's inside her cell -- which could be as much as 20 hours per day. She will be allowed to exercise three times per week.

Lindsay may not be allowed to take some of her excessive prescription medications, either. Jail officials will determine what she can take after she shows up.

Damn it, Tyler should be writing this story! He did predict that LiLo was headed for jail despite her efforts. I want Tyler to cover all Lindsay stories when he returns from Australia. I think he has a crush on her... shhhh. And the photo above is a new pic of Lindsay's spread in Complex magazine. She looks pissed, but that bikini/ lingerie she's in is ridiculously hot.