Close-up photographs hit the Interweb yesterday showing a heartfelt 'f*ck u' message on Lindsay Lohan's middle finger nails. Was that message for the Judge who sentenced her, the media, or blogger folks like me who are cackling profusely over her jail sentence? Nope. According to Lindsay's tweet to a pal yesterday afternoon, it was just a joke.

"Didn't we do our nails as a joke with our friend? It had nothing to do w/court.. it's an airbrush design from a stencil."

Does anyone believe she's telling the truth? Hell no! This is someone who stood in court and talked about missing alcohol education classes because of her career work. Lie! We all know Lindsay Lohan hasn't had a career in about 5 years! She'd better find something loving and simple to write on her nails like 'not in the butt' or 'my herpes are flaring, this isn't a good time to lick-a-lot-o-p*ssy' before she goes to jail. I don't think 'f*ck u' will go over well with the tough b*tches in the pen.