It's no secret that I would bang Mike Sorrentino's brains out, and that's not really because of his abs. I personally think his abs look retarded. The Situation's abs are like little baby ones that haven't developed into the bigger, bulkier hotness that is Taylor Lautner's eight-pack in GQ magazine.

But he's cute and he likes to smile, and one of the biggest turnoffs ever is a macho douche who is afraid to smile in pictures cause he fears he'll look goofy "or gay." Mike loves to smile and he loves to show off his chest; he gives the people what they want, and who doesn't like a giver?

On the two red carpets that I recently worked, when The Situation hits the red carpet people start screaming: "THE SITUATION, TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF! MIKE SHOW US YOUR ABS, LIFT YOUR SHIRT, TAKE! YOUR! SHIRT! OFF!" He's not just walking out and flaunting his goods just because he has them, people bark at him to do so as if they'll remove his peen if he doesn't.

Mike was spotted at the launch of the new NoX Edge Supplement at GNC in New York last week and I think this is the best he's ever looked.