Kim Kardashian is too pretty for Ray-J, too clingy for Reggie Bush, and too old for Justin Bieber, but now she’s dating someone that she looks really cute and happy with. Kimmy K and Miles make an adorable couple.

They’re both pretty people and they both seem dumb as hell. I don’t know what it is about Miles, but he looks practically shocked in most of the pictures that I see of him, which is why I think he’s part retard. It’s like, the paps are in your face, with long lenses and bright bulbs inches away from you and you just gawk at ‘em like, ‘Who me? COOL!’ It’s like Yes, dumba*s! WTF do you think cameras actually do? He’s one of those men that you secretly want to tell, “Okay, we can f*ck, but we must not speak.”