July 2010 News Archive (Page 9)

I've heard mixed reviews for Christina Aguilera's new album Bionic, but I'm loving this song! This is the video for 'You Lost Me,' which is a tune about being cheated on. You can count on angry cheated on women around the world downloading this tune and playing it over and over for their ex that chose to shove his stick in another chick's wet spot. Christina looks amazing in the video, and she even shows off her acting skills by becoming emotional and shedding fake tears. Fake or not, I dig this song and the simplicity of the video too.

Men who see this photo are likely going to grab the tissues and leave a sticky spot or two on their keyboard. I don't blame 'em. Katy Perry looks gorgeous laying nude on a cloud of cotton candy for cover of her new album 'Teenage Dream'. She's digging the cover art herself, and told MTV it even smells like cotton candy!

"Oh my God, what will my mother think? It's so gorgeous. I'm so excited. I'm nervous. I'm shaking a bit. This will be my first piece of real art."

"I have decided for this to be just the album cover — no print, no nothing, no Katy Perry…Hopefully they know it's me by the actual picture. When you purchase the CD physically, you just get a Katy Perry by Will Cotton. We went through every detail — it even smells like cotton candy! It actually stinks."

I hope Katy doesn't start a trend with the scented album cover. The last thing we need is the country folks making album covers that smell like pig sh*t and sweaty cowboy boots. Yummy!

I know I can't be the only one who was shocked to see these pictures of Jennifer Aniston's stalker. Talk about a stereotype breaker!!!!! First of all, Jason Peyton is a white sounding name, second of all, this dude is handsome, third of all, why is he stalking, why can't he get laid? I'm scared for Jen. This guy is clearly way off his rocker.

And people thought Lindsay Lohan was grinning? This psycho looks happy. He totally reminds me of the African-American DC snipers that everyone was convinced had to be white!

The pictures above are from Jason's 2008 arrest for stalking HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR. Jason Peyton would follow her, harass her, show up at her house, and stare through her windows. He was finally arrested in November 2008. When he was arrested, he had "rubber gloves, a digital camera, a knit cap, and a tape recorder."

“Peyton is an obsessed, mentally ill and delusional stalker — with a history of violence and criminal stalking — who drove cross-country in his delusional ‘mission’ to locate and marry [Aniston], with whom he believes he is in a relationship.”

Jason once stabbed himself and hit his own mother with a golf club. He reportedly stopped taking his antipsychotic drugs. When Jason was arrested for stalking his next door neighbor in 2008, he told the police: “You know that she loves me, her husband rapes her, she needs my help.” WOAH!!!!!!!!! Jason was found not guilty for reason of insanity and was hospitalized under psychiatric care for an unknown length of time.

Check out this SHOCKING story about what Mel Gibson is doing right now for good PR

Gwyneth Paltrow's body looks old and strange.

Leonardo DiCaprio looks hot on the cover of Rolling Stone.

It's true! A bad relationship can literally break your heart.

Crazy people love Jennifer Aniston!

Check out the video for Nicki Minaj's new song 'Your Love'.

Kathy Griffin decides she needs to do something besides tell jokes at charity events. She admits that she bombs at the shows, as they’re too “stuffy.” Instead, she wants to get a public pap smear in front of a huge crowd on live television.

When Kathy tells her mother Maggie the news, Maggie is understandably horrified, saying, “That’s disgusting.” But hey, if your daughter is spreading her legs in front of you and cajoling you into taking a look, the positive message behind the Public Spreading gets lost.

Kathy’s secondary goal is to sell out three shows at Madison Square Garden. She has a book signing in New York and makes the usual TV appearances—Good Day New York, Wendy Williams, and Joy Behar. In the end, Kathy sells out all three shows at the Garden. We saw only a couple of minutes of the show, probably because it was all Bravo could get away with airing without incurring hefty FCC fines.

Before Kathy spreads for public, she meets with some cervical cancer survivors. One woman was told that she would never have children, and she was sitting on the couch holding her third baby. While the women aren’t terribly keen on Kathy’s methods of spreading awareness (pun intended), ultimately they support her way of raising cervical cancer awareness.

Before her vaginal debut, Kathy decides to get waxed and “vajazzled” (which is about as awful as it sounds.) The day comes, and Kathy shows up in a bikini and shows off her star-shaped vajazzled rhinestones on her vagina.

Kathy’s lack of self-consciousness was incredible. She was lucky to have the doctor performing the pap smear talk to Kathy through the actions, as this has been known to make female patients more comfortable. Ultimately pap smears are a quick and relatively painless process. One woman in the audience expressed that Kathy helped her learn more about her own body, as female pelvic health had never really been discussed in her family.

Despite Kathy’s unorthodox methods in spreading cervical cancer awareness (much like last week’s Washington hobnobbing), she ultimately affected positive change, her goal from the very beginning. It’s the sort of thing only Ms. Cut a Bitch could get away with.

Next week: Ambien sleep eating!

Kelly Bundy is pregnant! That's right, Christina Applegate and fiance Martyn Lenoble are expecting their first child. The couple has been dating for two years and became engaged on Valentine's Day this year, and in an interview with People magazine last year she praised him for helping her get through her double mastectomy.

"I'm very grateful to Martyn for coming along at a time that he did because he's been my rock through all of this. He gave me something to really want to live for and something to smile about."

Is there any doubt their baby is going to be born with bright blond hair and blue eyes? Congratulations on your spermination!

Kate Major is a name I haven't heard lately because Michael Lohan must be keeping her tied up and hidden in the closet. She was a tabloid reporter for Star magazine (you know, the most credible one) and also dated Jon Gosselin. She's making her way back into the news by claiming Michael beat her up.

According to TMZ Kate filed a report with the Southampton Town Police claiming Michael physically attacked her.

We're told Kate Major claims ... on Monday at around 2 PM, just before Michael flew to L.A. for Lindsay Lohan's hearing, they began arguing and Michael allegedly shoved her over a chair, injuring her shoulder. Sources say Major claims while she was on the ground Michael kicked her in the face. Major claims she went to the hospital and has pictures of her injuries.

We contacted Michael, who told TMZ he got in an argument with Kate on Monday over their upcoming TV show, but he didn't touch her, and she's making it all up.

I don't believe Kate. She was a reporter for Star magazine for cryin' out loud! Wait a minute. Am I really siding with Michael Lohan? Jesus, somebody sedate me!

I can't believe how much Kendall Jenner has grown up in front of our very own eyes over the last couple of years on Keeping up with the Kardashians. Kendall is signed with Wilhelmina Models and has done work with Forever 21. She looks amazing and I think she's got a long, promising career ahead of her.

Kim Kardashian posted theses pictures of Kendall's photo shoot on her blog, and it's obvious she's very proud of her little sis.

"Here are the final shots from Kendall’s beach photo shoot the other day with Nick Saglimbeni!! They turned out sooo gorgeous!! I am so proud of Kendall. She’s going to take over the modeling world… you just watch! :)"

It's scary she's only 14, but looks like she's going into her twenties with the smokey eye makeup!

IS KENDALL JENNER TOO SEXY FOR A 14 YEAR-OLD GIRL?

Having a girlfriend that he adores so much that he would get a tattoo with her name, and now dropping a few pounds and looking better than he has in a long time, I'm beginning to believe Jon Gosselin has turned a new leaf!

Ever since Jon started dating Ellen Ross, it seems like he has chillaxed a bit and focusing more on himself, his kids, and his girlfriend. In an interview with In Touch Weekly, Jon's friends say he has made time to take care of himself and wants to assure he's around as long as possible for his kids.

"Jon's made time for himself. Jon's own dad never took care of himself and died at an early age, so Jon is doing whatever he can to ensure he'll be around for his kids as long as possible."

Early this year Jon told some pals he 'didn't feel good' and established a strict diet and workout routine which seems to be paying off. Even his kids have notice his new, slimmer body!

"They tell him he looks great and that's the best feeling for him."

Positive reinforcement from your kids can go a long way. It's good to see Jon has jumped out of the fast lane and is enjoying the simpler things in life.

What in the world is going on with Britney Spears' weave? Her hair is taking on a life of its own and somebody needs to tame it because it's starting to look like a sheep dog. If she lets it go long enough, it will learn how to roll over and play dead.

She's never alone and always has a bodyguard and assistant on hand, so why don't they let her in on the little secret that her wretched bald scalp is showing? If you're a true friend, you let them know when they've got something going on like a booger hanging out of their nose or in Britney's case, a new species of animal growing on top of her head.

Hopefully someone will clue her in on these photos of her shopping trip in Sherman Oaks, Ca. yesterday, and she'll get her @ss to the salon. If she's not going to go through the necessary maintenance to keep her weave looking good, she needs to get rid of it.