Rachel Uchitel: Celebrity Apprentice Contestant?

Now that Rachel Uchitel isn't banging someone else's husband, and she's well known for being a wh*re, it's not like she can just go out and get any job now that she's famous. The woman responsible for inspiring Elin Woods to turn Tiger's face into a golf ball, after a late night sexting session, wants to join the next season of "The Celebrity Apprentice."

The Donald and Tiger Woods are longtime friends and Donald Trump called Tiger's former ho and asked her to join the show. He kissed her homewrecking a*s and told her that she'd be "awesome" in the competition.

Uchitel said,"Absolutely."

NBC has the final say on whether Uchitel will be on the show, but Donald usually gets his way.

Is it just me, or did Monica Lewinsky lead the pack of people who get rewarded for bad deeds? Ever since Monica used Altoids on Clinton's peen and lubed up his cigar, years later, every jerk who does something wrong and garners media attention for it receives magazine spreads, book deals, one-on-one features on Oprah (Rielle Horse Teeth Hunter), and reality shows. Meanwhile, we all want to watch them cause it's like a sociology experiment being able to observe a classless fame whore in their ideal 'lights, camera, action' habitat. We make them successful and we stop caring that they don't have any morals, or talent most likely, cause best believe I wanna see this sausage lipped chick try to go at it against Kate Gosselin.