Scott Disick is "Not a Monster,' Just a Horrible Boyfriend

Kourtney Kardashian does not have much going on upstairs. Her baby daddy is a "douchelord" as Khloe Kardashian calls him and she thinks that's totally fine and that everyone needs to just relax. Of course the Kardashian shows are scripted; but like all scripted reality shows, the entire show is not scripted.

Conversations are completely set up and I love to watch reality TV stars go, "So what's going on with....." They were told to ask about something and the person they're asking a question to was told to answer it in a certain way. It is the reactions of reality TV stars that make them fun to watch. The looks that come across the faces of reality stars have nothing to do with any acting ability. Reactions are the only real portion of reality shows. Just like The Bachelorette's Ali Fedotowsky said, she has to re-shoot eating and drinking scenes which revolve around conversations (conversations on reality TV are fake).

If Scott Disick is following E!'s script and just being a villain, the script would never call for him to do some of the things he does like: Getting into drunken brawls with various people, shoving money down a waiter's throat, showing Kourtney's friend his bare penis just because... Still, Kourtney doesn't get it. Scott isn't even attractive, she is so sad. Scott brings the drama when there are so many other men out there who wouldn't treat her like crap, but she adores him.

Here's what Kourtney, 31, told People magazine over the weekend about douchelord: “He’s very loving and sensitive. Scott’s obviously not a monster. [Scott's] doing fantastic [as a father]. I love watching him with Mason. It’s fun to see them together.”

I wonder where this f*ckship will go. I don't really see Scott marrying Kourtney, but you know her dumb a*s thinks that's in the works. We'll see.