It can't be The Hills unless you have a little bit of Spencer Pratt drama. The attention whore can't keep himself away and did his best to get into the after show party disguised as an old pedophile. Look at that beard. It's like he glued old man pubic hair onto his face.

Spencer's reservation was cancelled at The Roosevelt hotel yesterday so he had a buddy book a room for him. According to People, he snuck in wearing a black suit, a handle bar mustache and slicked back hair. Once he got to their room he declared he was 'in the zone baby!' and did a touchdown dance. Okay, so I threw the touchdown dance in myself. Anyway, he was convinced by that zany cool guy Perez Hilton to dress as an old man to avoid being further harassed by security.

Before making it over to the Hills shindig, Spencer made an appearance at the Inception movie premiere.

“He greeted fans and took photos with people who were waiting outside of the premiere,” an eyewitness says. “He told hassling security that he knew the laws, and that what he was doing was legal and there was nothing they could do.”

I wish the paparazzi would stop taking his picture and just let him go away. He's like a bad case of hemorrhoids that flares up every few months. It painful to deal with him and you can't wait till he's gone!